hairography

As the hair it seems I'm always getting target, no other body part gets treated as poorly as me. I always get scared when he starts to ski or longboard. Why can't he just not wear a hat and show off his beautiful hair to the world? In the summer it seems like he would like to show his blonde hair but of course he wears a hat. Most of his hair jumps over board because of his hat. It cuts off our circulation and isn't comfortable for us one bit. The only part I like about being a hair are the nice long showers. The warm water on my silky smooth body is irresistible. I just think he needs to think about his hairs feelings and treat it well. When he runs i just bounce and bounce and get all wet from the sweat (which is disgusting). He defiantly needs a haircut because i keep getting the sweat on my body. Being the hair is the worst because of the way he treats me. I hope he gets this thought and will treat me better.